I’m thankful for this big-ass wad of hair I found in the shower drain that I can I hurl at Shinji.

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ASUKA SMASH

 I REMEMBER THAT! :D

Russian Eva program.

Oh, by the way, Rei has a clone. Congrats on having a sister, Wonder Girl!

Geez, Asuka! Calm down! I think you’re overreacting a little too much over this!

UGH! Tumblr won’t stop telling me about some Spanish moonspeak thing, but it didn’t tell me I had new messages! How long have people had to wait for me to give them my valued attention just because Tumblr Shinji’d out on me?!

Of course! I, like, reach 110%! Everyone was all like “I didn’t even think that was possible”, but yeah, I reached it because I’m pretty much better than everyone at everything.

…Wait…there’s Russian Evas now or something? When did that happen?

I AM NOT FAT!

TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK, GODDAMNIT!

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